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Noah
Patrol Gloves
I currently work as armed private security and had been searching awhile for the perfect gloves and I think these are it. The fit is nearly perfect as the fingers stay snug throughout moving and the palm doesn't bunch up. The only change I would suggest is making web between the thumb and pointer deeper as it currently is a little tight when trying to hold my sidearm, and I don't want to size up and lose dexterity. The fabric is perfect, it's a rough enough weave that it breathes very well on the back, and the dipping provides good grip. The closure is very secure with strong Velcro, though the large rubber part seems unnecessary and a bit of money could be saved making it flat. The carry loops work perfectly. The touchscreen compatibly was a necessity for my work phone and these work perfectly, and the form fit makes typos less likely. I will definitely buy more to keep spares on hand and suggest them to others.
LW-D Patrol Gloves
Anonymous
Great Gloves
Husband loves these for patrol!
LW-D Patrol Gloves
Stephen Roderick
Fantastic gloves
Bought a pair to try. Instantly bought 6 more pairs
LW-D Patrol Gloves
Z
Best fit I have ever experienced on a patrol glove. Can’t wait to test them out.
LW-D Patrol Gloves
Anonymous
They fit just perfect
They fit just perfect. You do want a tighter fit to make them feel like you are barehanded. Awesome product to keep you safe!!
